Don't Panic
Feb 7, 2007
Anyone who knows me can tell you the two things I hold in the highest of regards. Godzilla and the Department of Homeland Security. When the two are melded together, there is an Elevated, or "Yellow" risk of Monster Attack.
Five carefully chosen, over-sized monsters from Monster Island represent the five possible Terrorist Threat Levels based on each of their abilities to cause havoc. Minilla, stands in place of a "Low" threat while Godzilla conveys the ultimate in total destruction.
Unfortunately, there are only five threat levels. So after some debate, Gameron was added in place of Mothra to represent a "Guarded" threat.
Download this php script to display the current level of Monster threat on your website.
...and remember kids, be elevatedly terrified, but go on with your daily lives.
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